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JOKE OF THE WEEK
Three engineers and three accountants are buying tickets for a train ride, and the engineers bet the accountants that they can ride the train
with only one ticket between the three of them. The accountants accept, and as they all board the train the engineers all go into the
bathroom together. When the conductor comes by, he knocks on the bathroom door and says, "Ticket, please!" and one of the engineers holds out
the ticket for conductor. Once he's gone, all the engineers climb out.
The accountants are very impressed, and vow that next time they ride
the train together they will have to try this technique. The next week, they all find themselves in line for tickets once again, and this
time the engineers bet they can ride the train with zero tickets between them. The accountants accept the bet and they all board the train
together. This time, all three accountants climb into the bathroom together with their one ticket. After they're inside, one of the engineers
comes by, knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please!"
AppWatch Alerts Android Users of Current Apps on Sale
Android: Google Play has a great wishlist function for apps and content for which you're not quite ready to pull the trigger but doesn't have a way of notifying you when content goes on sale or if there is a price drop. Enter AppWatch, a free app that monitors this so you don't have to.
The really nice thing about AppWatch is that you don't have to apps you'd like to follow manually within AppWatch itself, though you can do that if you like. Instead you can click on the share button in the Google Play Store and choose to share to AppWatch.
It's a simple app; there aren't really any frills, but none are really needed. I would like it to have the ability to track prices on other media in the Google Play Store (books, movies, music, etc.) but to be honest I don't really purchase much media through Google Play as I'm invested in the Amazon ecosystem. AppWatch is available for free in the Google Play Store.
"So, for a while now my boyfriend has been begging me to swallow at the end of a blowjob, but in the end I have always backed out. I have always had a really sensitive gag reflex, and it scares me out of swallowing because I'm afraid I might gag so much I will throw up. I really don't want to end up throwing up all over my boyfriend, because that will just end up in a bad night for both of us. So, my question is, will the feeling or taste of cum going in my mouth or down my throat make me gag a lot? If so, is there a way that I can prevent this from happening too much or a way for it to go down easier? I'd really love it if you would give me some help, and I'm sure my boyfriend would too."
A: "I've only been on the receiving side of blowjobs, but I've stumbled across a fair amount of advice on the subject. I think YouTube features at least one Heaven created video on the topic.
My thought is that where gag reflex is going to come into play during fellatio, it's going to do with how deep the penis is going. If you haven't had a problem taking your man far back in your mouth, swallowing shouldn't be a problem.
From Heaven's vid (she's the original "Ask my girlfriend" if you were unaware) it's best if the angle between your throat, mouth and the penis is like you're drinking the last drops out of a bottle, and the dick is as deep in your mouth as you're comfortable with. Gravity and ejaculation will send all the spunk where you want it to go, with a minimum of in-mouth time. All you need to do is gulp once at the right time."
SACRAMENTO, CA -- A Sacramento senior citizen, fearing another burglary at his house, held someone at bay with a homemade bow and arrow until police arrived.
Don Kiefert, 75, heard his dog barking early Saturday morning and decided to investigate. Since his home had been burglarized before, he thought the crooks were back for more.
Kiefert says one guy ran, but he was able to point his bow and arrow towards the other guy to keep him around for the police.
Officers detained the person in Kiefert’s yard, but they could not find any evidence that tells them the guy was there to take anything.
The person was released.
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