For The Week Of 11/28/2005
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JOKE OF THE WEEK


A man and his friend were hunting deer in rural Missouri near a blacktop highway.

A huge buck walked by and the hunter carefully drew his bow and took careful aim.

Before he could release his arrow, his friend alerted him to a funeral procession passing on the road below their stand.

The hunter slowly let off the pressure on his bow, took off his hat, bowed his head and closed his eyes in prayer.

His friend was amazed. "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are the kindest man I have ever known."

The hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years."
- FFL -

SITES OF THE WEEK
UCW -Ultimate Christian Wrestling
Paris HIlton -Many Faces Of Her!
Q-Unit -Queen Meets 50 Cent
Tree And Me-A short Animation
Beavis And Butthead -An Indept Look!
Jedi Trainer V2.0 -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Free Stuff!
Whenever I go to class, I take this little hand held tape recorder. Well the other day, I accidently dropped it, and it didn't fall to pieces, but it doesn't work at all. Well anyway, the cost to get it fixed would be way more than the price I bought it for. I don't really feel like messing with the warrantee (if it even has one--I threw the papers out). And I can't exactly return it, because I bought it over a year ago and God only knows where the packaging is. SOLUTION: I went to Target, bought a better hand held tape recorder, took that new tape recorder out, put my old crappy tape recorder in the new package and returned it with no questions asked. So now I have a great new tape recorder, costing me no money--just two trips to the store. As long as the package doesn't have a picture of the product on it, you could also use this handy little trick to buy the cheap crappy brand and then return it for the expensive good brand. VERY CLEVER. ;-)

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Q: submited by Racheal
I just started dating a guy I like, but his penis is on the small side and doesn't really satisfy me during sex. I want to continue seeing him. How can I make the deed more fulfilling?
A:
You can make the most of your guy's modest member by experimenting with positions that allow super-deep penetration. Doggy style will give him maximum access, especially if you create a steep pelvic tilt by lowering your chest to the mattress. You'll get more pleasure when you're in the missionary position if you place a pillow under your pelvis, raise your legs and rest your feet on his chest or shoulders. This will create an angle of entry that puts your G-spot directly in his penile path. Or, try man-on-top nooky by keeping your legs straight and squeezing your thighs together as he thrusts. If you prefer being on top, stick to gyrating back and forth or in circles, rather than moving up and down his shaft. Not only will it prevent him from slipping out (easy to do if he's less than well-endowed), but it will also enhance your sensation by letting you rub your clitoris against his pelvic bone. Besides playing around with different angles of penetration, you can amp up your arousal in any of these poses by having him simultaneously stimulate your clitoris, either manually or with a vibrator (or you can do it yourself). You'll also get a tighter grip, and more satisfaction, by doing Kegel exercises regularly, including during your mattress moves.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
A sophomore member of Texas A&M University's Parsons Mounted Cavalry was charged Friday with throwing horse feces onto members of the University of Texas band before the A&M-UT football game. John Richmond Sullivan, 20, was seen by a University Police Department lieutenant throwing a shovel full of horse feces onto band members at Kyle Field at about 10 a.m. Friday, according to an officer's affidavit. UT band director Robert Carnochan told police that he and the band members did not want to press criminal charges, though they did want Texas A&M to discipline Sullivan, the court documents state. Sullivan was arrested and charged with criminal mischief because the feces had to be removed by Texas A&M personnel, causing "substantial inconvenience and a pecuniary loss of $50 or more," according to the affidavit. He was released from the Brazos County Jail on Friday afternoon after posting $2,000 bail. Normally, A&M does not take disciplinary action in a situation like this until an investigation is complete, said David Parrott, dean of student life. But there is no excuse for such behavior, he added. "We look dimly on any student treating a guest of the university in such a manner that's inconsistent with Aggie values," Parrott said. Parsons Mounted Cavalry formed in 1973 to revive the legacy of A&M's horse-drawn artillery program. It remains the only collegiate military cavalry unit in the nation.
 
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