For The Week Of 11/27/2006
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation escape by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some outrageous shorts, shirts, and sandals. The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their tourist garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine, and the scenery when a drop dead gorgeous blonde wearing a string bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them she smiled and said, "Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually. Then, she passed on by. They were both stunned.. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud, you could hear them before you saw them. Once again in their new attire, they settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, this time topless with just a thong bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again, she nodded at each of them. She said, "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father," and started to walk away. One of the Priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute young lady." "Yes, Father?," she said. "We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?" "Father, it's me, Sister Margaret."

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kramer -Going Nuts!
Cocaine -Hows Its Made!
The Great Wait -News Of PS3!
Double Jointed -lol
Stocker Picker-Free Service!
Asteroids -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
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ASK TINA

Q: submited by DD
I went on one date with a girl, but I’m not sure if I should ask her on a second. How do I know? Are there any signs?
A:
Successful dating often depends on reading such arcane omens as body language and tone of voice. Luckily, a woman today is just as likely to let you know if she wants to go out (or stay in) as you are to ask her. If a woman’s into you, she’ll often initiate a hug and/or kiss goodbye. Or, if she’s not into physical contact on the first date (not an automatic no, mind you), she’ll tell you what a great time she had and that you should do it again. Many women are far less obvious, though. The more subtle or shy ones will let you know through body language. If she’s standing a little closer than normal or touching your arm when she talks throughout the night, chances are she’s interested. If she seems to be laughing a lot or having a good time, she’ll likely accept another invite. Unfortunately, it’s not always that easy. A girl can have a perfectly good time with you, think you’re funny and a great conversationalist, but not be attracted to you. Talk about confusing. But even though she’s laughing, she will betray certain clues. Her body language won’t be as open. Perhaps her arms will be crossed over her chest. There won’t be a lot of leaning in toward you. More than likely, she’ll lean back and away. The situation’s less hopeful if she’s doing things like checking her watch or answering your questions in clipped sentences. In that case, she’s just wants out of there. If you offer to give her a ride or share a cab home and she refuses, leave well enough alone. And, of course, not all women are easy to read. If a girl’s painfully shy, she may appear stiff because she likes you, and she’s nervous. The best way to know if she’ll go out on a second date is to ask her. If you want to play it safe, call her when you think she won’t be home and leave a message on her machine with your number. If she doesn’t call back, consider it a no. If she wants to get in touch with you, she will. There’s no harm in trying, as long as it doesn’t mean calling her 14 times before you finally get the hint. Good luck!

-Tina

 
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RED DEER, Alta. (CP) — A Red Deer man has been jailed after an outraged burglar spotted massive amounts of child pornography on his computer and called police. William Mitchell, who pleaded guilty earlier this year in Red Deer provincial court, was charged in October 2005 after RCMP, acting on an anonymous tip, searched his home. An agreed statement says that someone had broken into Mitchell’s residence and taken a video camera. The camera, the tipster said, had images of child pornography and would be left on the steps of a church. Police retrieved the camera and soon realized the burglar had videotaped a computer monitor displaying images of child pornography. Following the address printed on the burglar’s note, police seized computer equipment containing 13,315 pornographic images. Mitchell will remain in jail until he is sentenced on Dec. 1. Cpl. Greg Brown of Red Deer City RCMP said outside the court that the burglary remains unsolved.
 
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