|JOKE OF THE
A man had been drinking at a pub all
night when the bartender finally decided to close up shop. So the
man stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand
one more time; same result. He figured he’d crawl outside and get
some fresh air to try to sober up. Once outside he stood up and fell
flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the four blocks to his
home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on
his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he
reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he
managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed
and was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. He was
awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting,
“So, you’ve been out drinking again!!” “What makes you say that?” he
asked, putting on an innocent look. “The pub called—you left your
wheelchair there again.”
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Q: submited by Micheal
Is it bad that I seem to be attracted only to married women?
Not bad, but
weird. You may be commitment phobic--wanting something you can't
have. Married women may appear safer. They're usually not looking
for long-term commitments, but just a deviation from
routine--unless, of course, her husband finds you in bed with her
and shoots your naked bottom
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