For The Week Of 11/29/2004
Happy with all the porn you are taking off sublime.. time to give something back...
This week's sublime times features more jokes, cool sites, cheat tips, and of course
Sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A man had been drinking at a pub all night when the bartender finally decided to close up shop. So the man stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he’d crawl outside and get some fresh air to try to sober up. Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the four blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, “So, you’ve been out drinking again!!” “What makes you say that?” he asked, putting on an innocent look. “The pub called—you left your wheelchair there again.”

SITES OF THE WEEK
Pepsi Spice -Only Thing To Drink For 45 Days!
Shotgun -Complete Rules!
What Do You Want To Do With Your Life -Intresting!
Girls Of Maxim -Hotness
Cyborgasmic -whoa!
Crash Test Dummies -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...PC Games!
heres a tip on buying and playing pc games. If the game sucks and you want to return it. Simply email the company and tell them that you read the agreement during the installation of the game and checked no to it instead of yes.
ASK TINA

Q: submited by Micheal
Is it bad that I seem to be attracted only to married women?

A:
Not bad, but weird. You may be commitment phobic--wanting something you can't have. Married women may appear safer. They're usually not looking for long-term commitments, but just a deviation from routine--unless, of course, her husband finds you in bed with her and shoots your naked bottom

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Car Vac
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
The Chinese have more sexual partners than any other race. Research for condom makers Durex found they have an average 19 partners in a lifetime - twice the figure for the UK.
 
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