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So a woman meets up with her girlfriends for a drink after work.
Sitting at the bar enjoying her drink, a man approaches her and says, "You are the most gorgeous thing I've ever laid eyes on. I'd love to chew your nipples off..." The woman appauled, exclaims, "There is no way you would speak to me in this tone had my husband in here."
The man smiles and says, I didn't even tell you the best thing I'd love to do to you... I want to turn you upside down, on to your head, fill your snatch up with beer and drink it dry."
The woman in a fury, stands up, puts her coat on and runs home... she lives only a few doors down from the bar.
She runs into the house, where her husband is sitting on the couch watching tv... The woman says, "You wouldn't beleive what this man said to me at Barney's Pub a minute ago. He told me that he wanted to chew my nipples off."
The man gets up from the couch and moves to the closet to find his coat. He puts it on and heads toward the door.
The woman stops him, "I didn't even get to tell you the worst part of what he said. He told me that he wanted to stand me on my head, fill my vagina with beer and drink it dry."
The man immediately takes his coat off and sits back down.
The woman frustrated says, "Doesn't that make you angry? Aren't you going to go take care of him for me?"
The man says, "Nope... I'm not messing with anybody that can drink that much beer..."
Just because you're on a budget doesn't mean you can't enjoy a good bottle of wine. Stock up your wine cellar on the cheap with these frugal wine buying tips.
Financial blog Get Rich Slowly shares a handy guide to loading up your wine cellar without unloading your wallet in the process.
Among the tips they share:
Order by the case. When you find a wine you like, stock up. Ask your local wine store or supermarket if you can order a case of the stuff - and ask if that'll earn you a discount. My friend Paul, for example, recently found a tasty pinot noir. At $24 per bottle, it wasn't something he could afford, though. When the local Fred Meyer put the wine on sale for $10 a bottle, he bought a case. By doing so, he got an extra dollar off the sale price, saving him a total of $15 per bottle!
While buying by the case is a great money saving tip all of their money saving tips work together in tandem to net you the best deal on your favorite wines.
I went to a new hair place to get a haircut and was the only person there. The girl that waited on me was gorgeous, perfect hair (of course), in skin tight dress slacks and top. She started giving me a haircut and whether the chair was too low or she was too short, I found her pressing herself against me. The girl smelled great and I was getting excited as she pressed her stomach and boobs against me as she leaned this way and that. She talked the whole time and never made eye contact with me. I had a full boner and thank god for the plastic bib. Near the end, she was reaching across and her boobs were only inches from my face as she trimmed the top of my head. Finally, at the very end, she bent over to get an instrument out of the bottom shelf and I could make out ever single inch of her panty lines through her dress slacks. She was wearing a small bikini panty, with one side pulled up higher on one cheek than the other. My heart was racing and my face was flushed. She sent the scissors down and said there's a restroom around the corner if I needed it. I went to the restroom and have to say I jerked off and came in about 20 seconds.
I slowly walked out and paid for the haircut, giving the girl a twenty dollar tip. It was just a weird experience and I don't know if the girl was trying to turn me on, and for the record, I'm about 25 years older than she was, so I don't think she was coming on to me.
Have you heard about this happening to anyone else?
This makes me giggle. Hairdressers, like waitresses, make a lot of their income from tips. One of the easiest ways to get tips i through flirtation, seduction, etc. While it is possible that you just got turned on easily, she probably knew she was driving you crazy. It paid off for her in the end.
I say all of this because I've done it myself. I was a server for over a year at a high end restaurant (or high end for these parts), and I always made my best tips from the guys I flirted with, accidentally dropped something around that i had to bend over to pick up, or just did something that i knew would spark a sexual thought in their little heads. It's a game of manipulation that women know all too well. In that case, it paid the bills.
I can't totally say that's what this girl was doing, but I would have. You're certainly not the first man to fall for it. If i'm wrong, then maybe you just got turned on by the thought of this goddess with boobs in your face. Still a logical occurrence.
GERMANY -- A German woman who splashed out on breast implants with a loan from her then-boyfriend now fears her assets could be re-possessed after she failed to fully reimburse him, the 20-year-old woman told Bild newspaper.
Her ex-boyfriend is demanding that she return the 4,379 euros ($5,865) he gave her to pay for her breast enlargement surgery in 2009 or he'll call the police and get the repossessors involved, Bild reported on Wednesday.
"It's true that Carsten signed a loan agreement shortly before the operation," the woman named only as Anastasia is quoted saying. "The condition was that I wouldn't have to pay him back if I stayed with him for a year."
But the pair split shortly after she underwent the plastic surgery.
The woman said she had transferred 3,000 euros into her ex-boyfriend's account last week. ($1=.7466 Euro)
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