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OF THE WEEK
A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops.
"Yes," says the blonde.
"Are their lights on?"
The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No."
Tip #1: Ask yourself why you're jealous. First, you have to get to the root of your feelings
Tip #2: Have her turn the tables. There's nothing like a mirror to make you see how silly you look.
Tip #3: Speak to her friends and family. Sincerely and candidly talk to the people who know her best. In a friendly way, ask them to talk about your girl, and let them reassure you what a good woman you have.
Tip #4: Face your fears.
Tip #5: Inquire if you're curious. When it comes to dealing with jealousy, you might even want to do the unthinkable and -- it's a long shot, but -- talk to her about it.
Tip #6: Turn your jealousy into flattery. As the old saying goes, if you can't beat 'em, find some way to make yourself look good anyhow.
Tip #7: Replay what it's like to pick up chicks. Remember how hard it was to hit on girls and get rejected all the time? Remember how much it sucked finding out your target lady had a man? Well, keep in mind that when guys hit on your girl, they're dealing with that rejection too
Tip #8: Test her. If you're getting desperate, then perhaps some devious and dishonest tactics might assuage your dread. Try sending a good-looking friend of yours to hit on her
Tip #9: Hire a detective. Slipping further down the earnestness and seriousness scale of ways to deal with jealousy, we have professional services at your disposal.
Tip #10: Seek therapy. If all else fails, the final way to deal with jealousy is to seek professional help for your irrational feelings and thoughts. If you can't settle this issue yourself, then don't hesitate to ask for assistance.
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I have a concern that is seriously jeopardizing my relationship with my fiance. We've been together for four years. In the beginning the sex was great I would go down on her, get her off, then have sex get her off a couple more times. It was great. lately she cannot get off while having sex unless we do it missionary and I use a vibrator on her clit while having sex. She doesn't like this as much as she liked it in the beginning, is there anything I can do to get her off during normal sex. We've tried all the positions and even anal. Tried different tempos and variations in speed. PLEASE help I don't want to lose her.
First off, 50 to 75 percent of women who have orgasms need clitoral stimulation and are unable to have an orgasm through intercourse alone. So don't get so bent out of shape.
Try going down on her for an extended amount of time. Take your time down under while you're there and move your tongue around on her clitoris. The goal is to get her to orgasm first. Think of it this way, if you focus solely on her first she will reciprocate that on you. Use your fingers, move around your tongue and don't stay on her clitoris for longer than you should. She'll show you what's her favorite by the way she rocks her hips back and forth. If she grabs your hair, then baby you're in! After that, you can try to play with her clitoris while having sex. Just use lube first so you don't hurt her there. Try using the doggy-style position and giving her clitoris a massage at the same time. Using a vibrator while having sex isn't a bad thing either, also there is no such thing as normal sex. Happy Orgasm Hunting!
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JACKSON, Mich. (AP) - Jackson police are working to crack a case of fowl play. They're searching for a man who broke into an apartment about 11 p.m. Tuesday and stole a family's holiday turkey. Police Lt. Christopher Simpson told the Jackson Citizen Patriot the suspect ran into the kitchen and stole the turkey out of the freezer.
He said the 6-foot, 300-pound bald man "fled with turkey in hand."
Police said a woman and two children were home at the time, and no one was injured.
The woman told authorities she knew the man.
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