For The Week Of 12/01/2003
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A young journalism graduate from Arkansas had gone to work for the New York Times. His first assignment was to write a brief human interest story. An idea came to him and he returned to one of the most remote areas he knew of in his home state of Arkansas. Deep in the woods, he came upon a farmers house and decided this would be a good place to start. He introduced himself to the back country farmer and explained why he was there. The farmer (named Farmer Mahon) agreed to answer his questions. The reporter asked the farmer what event in his life had made him the happiest? Farmer Mahon replied, “One time a neighbor lost one of his sheep. We all formed a posse and found it. After we all screwed it we took it back to the farmer that lost it.” “I can’t print that,” said the reporter, “Is there another event that made you really happy?” Farmer Mahon thought for a minute and said, “Yep. One time the daughter of another local farmer got lost. She was a good-lookin’ young girl. We all formed a posse and found her. After all of us screwed her, we took her back to her daddy.” Again the reporter knew he couldn’t print the story and decided to take a different tack. He asked Farmer Mahon, “Is there any event in your life that has made you really sad?” Farmer Mahon hung his head and replied, “Well, I got lost once.”

SITES OF THE WEEK
Will Ferrell -Harvard Commencement Speech
Boobies Or Butt -Quiz!
For Me To Poop On! -Your Heart!
Money -From Different Countries!
IAFD -Internet Adult Film Database!
Fly Catcher -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Resturants!
The situation: You’re taking your girlfriend out to dinner at a popular restaurant for her birthday and realize that you haven’t made reservations! This place usually books three to four weeks in advance and is impossible to get into on a Friday or Saturday. The solution: Call (as soon as you can) to let the restaurant know you’ve had a change in plans, and would like to move your (nonexistent) 8:00 reservation to 8:30. Most upscale restaurants won’t admit to losing your reservation. For those that do, just make a fuss (“I made these reservations for her 30th birthday a month ago! I even hired a limousine!”). The worst that happens is they “fit you in” a few minutes after your desired reservation.
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What's the best way to approach a woman in the workplace when you'd like to get her phone number?

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My favorite approach is e-mail. It's great because it makes it easy to say exactly what you want to say, and you don't have to worry about fumbling over your words. If e-mail isn't an option, I'd casually ask her to go to lunch, or make plans for a bunch of people to go out after work for drinks and invite her along. It's always good to start with some casual no-pressure interaction before you start an actual dating situation. Then, depending on how that goes, you could ask her if she'd like you to gave her a call sometime!

-Tina

 
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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
A German tourist has returned a sliver of glass he filched from a revered Thai temple in the hope of ending a run of bad luck that has plagued him since taking it. Chakarat Chitrabongs, the Thai Ministry of Culture's top bureaucrat, says the tourist has sent the glass shard along with a letter of apology to the Tourism Authority of Thailand. The tourist, who signed his name as Juergen Z, reportedly wrote that he had found a tiny glass tile chipped off a wall in Bangkok's Wat Phra Kaew, or Temple of the Emerald Buddha, while visiting it two or three years ago. He pocketed the tile after his tour guide told him he could take it home as a souvenir. "Whether I have been cursed or not, I don't know, but something supernatural has been occurring ... and I have faced only bad luck, both in my personal and work life," the letter said. "So I am sending this tiny piece of glass back to you with this letter, and I will send money to donate to the temple to apologise and try get rid of my bad luck." The 221-year-old temple is a popular stop on the itineraries of many foreign tourists visiting the Thai capital.
 
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