| JOKE OF THE
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Hypocritical Oath:
A doctor enters
his examination room to find a beautiful woman waiting in a paper
gown. He starts the examination by rubbing her breasts. “Do you know
what I’m doing?” he asks. “Yes, checking for cancer,” she says.
“That’s right,” he says, marveling at her amazing body. He leans her
back on the examination table and starts giving her a gynecological
exam. Crazed with desire, and noticing her eyes are closed, he
stands up and unzips his pants. The woman doesn’t flinch. He decides
to go for it and puts Tab A in Slot B. “Do you know what I am doing
now?” he asks. “Yeah, getting gonorrhea. That’s why I’m here.”
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| SITES OF THE
WEEK |
| Ihumpthings.com -Wtf. |
| Baby Opera
-Flash Fun. |
| The Tunnel. -Freaky! |
| Worlds
Heaviest People -Disturbing!
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| How Are
You -In 425 Different Languages!
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| A-Blast
-Game Of The Week! |
| Tip and Trick of
the Week |
| Cheat....Blockbuster!
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Disgusted by the thought
of paying your local Blockbuster $6.50 for a lousy video game? All
you have to do is rent one game, play it for three or four out of
the five days, and take it back. Complain to the clerk that, when
you get to a particular part of the game, it freezes. The clerk will
let you look for a replacement copy, at which time you can just get
a different game and tell him/her that you couldn’t find another
copy of the original game. I do it all the time, and can even do it
every week as long as they don’t remember me. Hell, for six bucks an
hour, I’m not gonna remember anything but what time I get off!
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ASK DOCTOR
JD |
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Q: submitted by
Zack
I need to buy a computer for school and would like a
powerful one but also reasonable at the same time. Is there any you
suggest? How about where to get it? Btw, sublime rules! |
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A:
Well, you really can't
go wrong these days with a computer. Even the cheapest one's are
pleanty powerful for everything you will find yourself using. Prices
have come down so much that you can probably splurge and get
something with a flat screen. Anything with over 1ghz processor is
plenty:
1. Bargain Basement:under $500
see
it here
-white box clone system
-p4, lots of ram, cdrw
and dvd
- everything u need, but without a monitor
2.
Space Saver: $850
see
it here
- smallest in the world
- quite powerful
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needs monitor though
3. Nice System: $1000
see
it here
-p4 2Ghz, 128megs of ram, cdrw, 17" flat
screen
-nice looking, speakers, etc.
4.Mack Daddy:
$2510
see it
here
- when only the best will do
- p4 3 Ghz, 512 ram,
larg hard drive, mac graphics and sounds monster system, comes in
great colors
You reall can't go wrong with any of these,
just decide how much you want to spend :) Enjoy your porn!
-JD |
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CLIP OF THE WEEK |
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Driller
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desktop. once downloaded simply double click the new "driller.wmv"
icon on your desktop to watch the movie.
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| STRANGE
NEWS HEADLINES |
| TURIN, Italy -- Thou shalt
not commit adultery . . . unless you want a stronger marriage!
According to a new study, husbands and wives who cheat on each
other are more likely to stay together. Dr. Lucielle Ostertag
from the Italian Institute of Social Sciences conducted the
controversial research. "I started the analysis project to
discover how damaging infidelity was to marriages," says Dr.
Ostertag. "I was as surprised as everyone when the numbers
proved that cheating on your spouse is actually good for your
marriage." According to the scientific survey, the more
extramarital flings a couple enjoys, the more likely they are
to remain together and the happier they will be. "Some of the
strongest unions I studied included spouses who each were
involved in repeated extramarital affairs throughout the
relationship," explains Dr. Ostertag. "My findings have turned
our preconceived notion of the strength of monogamy on its
head." Christian psychologist and family values researcher Rob
Hallidoy finds the study troubling. "This study is
irresponsible and unsound," exclaims Hallidoy. "I don't care
what her research shows, adultery simply is not good for
families." "Not every extramarital affair is good," admits Dr.
Ostertag. "Long-term relationships outside of marriage were
found to be quite damaging. Also, test subjects who had flings
with local townsfolk did not enjoy the marital benefits that
were realized by those who had flings with people who lived
far away." Dr. Ostertag has developed a set of guidelines for
those who want to try cheating as a way of making their
marriage stronger. The Long Distance Rule: Any time you are
out of your own area code, it doesn't count as cheating. Even
better is to be out of state. Dr. Ostertag notes the further
you are away from home, the better off you are, as it
increases the likelihood of not getting caught. Don't
Ask/Don't Tell: Never ask your spouse about their
infidelities, and never say a word about yours. The less you
both know, the better. Live guilt-free: As long as you and
your spouse have an understanding that you can both cheat
equally, neither of you ever has to feel any guilt about what
you have done. Don't keep in touch with the people you cheat
with: A one-night stand is supposed to be just that: One night
of passion. Any time you try to extend it beyond that, you run
the risk of hurt feelings and jealousy. Dr. Ostertag notes
that after many years of marriage, partners can grow tired of
each other. "It's inevitable for some familiarity to set in.
But by bringing a little variety in, with new short-term
partners, you can help keep a relationship healthy and strong
for many years to come." | |
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