For The Week Of 12/02/2013
Happy with all the porn you're taking off Sublime? Time to give something back...
This week's Sublime times features more jokes, cool sites, cheat tips, and of course
sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem suddenly comes out of nowhere...

SITES OF THE WEEK
Rob Ford -The Movie
The Real -Walter White
17 Busty -Girl Problems
Warrior Women -Of Asgarda
Headline Smasher -Fake Headlines
Cyber Rush -Flash Game!
TIPS AND TRICKS
Taasky Creates Quick, Beautiful and Simple To-Do Lists

iOS: Not everyone needs a robust to-do list app like Any.do. Sometimes, all you want is a simple app that looks gorgeous and lets you note what you have to do, with a few basic features like reminders and sorted lists. Meet Taasky. The app is very pretty. It's got large lettering that's clearly visible on its grey background and lovely animations all around. Pull down and you get to create a new task quickly—write what you need, set up a reminder or a due date if you want, add a star to mark it as important and you're done. Each task is its own card and you can rearrange your list by holding a card and moving it. Swipe left to star it, delete it or edit it—which can also be brought up by tapping the card. Swipe right and you will see the different categories you have, like home, shopping, work, friends, each with its own icon. And you can add your own too. Taasky doesn't currently support sharing your lists or sync across devices, but the latter is coming soon, according to the devs.

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ASK MY GF

Q: submitted by Anon13

"I have started shaving my balls but how often should i do it?"

A:

"I try to shave at least once a week, but would be happier with every three days or so."

-Adrian

AskMyGF
 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
This is our special section that will bring you a new Sublime clip every week. It will either be filmed by us or sent in by you guys.

Japanese Woman vs. Komodo Dragon


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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
SWEDEN -- A man being held at a prison in Sweden couldn’t take the pain in his mouth anymore and broke out to go see a dentist. The inmate was serving a one-month sentence at the minimum-security Ostragard facility and said he had complained to prison officials about the pain in his mouth, according to MSN. After apparently not getting the help he felt he needed, the prisoner broke out of jail and went to a nearby dentist for treatment. He had an inflamed tooth removed and then turned himself back in to the police.

Naharnet reported that the breakout took place when the 51-year-old prisoner had just two days left before he was slated to be released from prison. "My whole face was swollen," the man told the Dagens Nyheter newspaper. "I just couldn't stand it anymore." Although his electronic tag went off after he escaped from the prison, jail staff were unable to locate him. After seeing the dentist, he called the police, who drove him back to the prison, The Local noted. The man’s one-month sentence was increased by a day after prison officials decided to discount the day of the incident from his time served. The man has since been released. "Now I only have to pay the dentist bill," he said.
 
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