For The Week Of 12/03/2007
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he’s perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed. “Son, there’s been a bit of a mix-up,” admits the surgeon. “I’m afraid there was an accident, and we were forced to perform a sex-change operation. You now have a vagina instead of a penis.” “What!” gasps the patient. “You mean I’ll never experience another erection?” “Oh, you might,” the surgeon reassures him. “Just not yours.”

SITES OF THE WEEK
10 Most -Impossible Old School Games!
Shake Skin -Shots!
Ten People -With Crazy Abilities!
Crazy People -Search Finder!
Rate a -Rock Star!
Alpine Ski!-Game Of The Week!
TIPS AND TRICKS
Slacker Travel Tips!
-Book your flight early It’s surprising how many people don’t follow this all-important rule. Call it being a member of the A.D.D. Generation or being too busy with schoolwork, but there’s no excuse when purchasing a ticket home is just a click away. It’s early November - are you planning on heading home to see your family? Let’s hope you’ve already bought your ticket: holiday season is by far the most booked-up time to travel in the year. If you haven’t yet come back to this article (it’s not going anywhere) and book your flight at Orbitz, Expedia or Priceline immediately. Be sure to avoid spending ungodly amounts of time looking for the absolute cheapest rate: too much time browsing will equal too much money spent if you don’t act quick. -Pack the majority of your luggage ASAP You know who you are - and by “you” I mean everybody. Nobody likes to pack for a week’s stay at grandmas. Stop your sniveling and get it over with. Start packing whatever clothes, electronics and doo
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ASK TINA

Q: submited by Steve
I'm unable to stay hard after orgasm. Sometimes even two hours later I can't get as hard as I was previously. This obviously makes having multiple sessions impossible. Is this because I'm not very "experienced"? Is this normal? Is there something I need to do?

A:
What you are experiencing is the curse of the refractory period. In layman’s terms, the refractory period refers to a “break time” for your penis. Usually, it takes some time for an excitable membrane to prepare for stimulus again. Yes, it’s true that some men can stay erect after orgasm, but rest assured that a majority of men need this “break time” to rebuild their strength and allow their penises time to feel excitable again. If you don’t want to roll over and go to sleep after ejaculating, one possible option includes going back to foreplay -- in the form of kissing and touching your partner -- until you feel you are able to gain an erection for round two.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
Web site seeks to reunite gloves, owners
Sat Dec 1, 1:32 AM ET
PITTSBURGH - It's like an online dating service for long lost gloves. No, that's not a typo. A Texas native who experienced her first snowflakes in Pittsburgh last year was miffed by the lost gloves she spotted all over the city last winter. Whom did they belong to? Wouldn't they want them back? Why were people just walking past them? So Jennifer Gooch, who is pursuing her master of fine arts degree at Carnegie Mellon University, started onecoldhand.com in an effort to reunite dropped gloves with their mates — and in the process spread some goodwill. One of her first ones was a moist, lambskin glove that someone had propped up on a ledge on campus. She was worried about taking it at first. What if the owner came back to claim it? In its place, she left a small rectangular sticker. A drawing of a black glove is scrawled on it and says, "Missing a glove? onecoldhand.com." Gooch displays the gloves on the wall in her basement art studio at the university. There are 21 so far, each tacked up with push pins. Small yellow Post-it notes and slips of scrap paper hang there, too, chronicling where each was found. One reads, "Found by Shaun Tuesday, Nov. 20 Penn Ave. between 29th & 28th." Below it, the finder drew two gloves — one outlined in a solid line, its mate outlined with a broken line. Some appear to be expensive, others not so much. On the wall hangs a beige, left-handed woman's glove, with a dangling, sparkling rhinestone charm. "That's a great glove," Gooch, 29, beamed Friday. "It's leather. It's got bling, but it's so useless now." Gooch, originally from Dallas, photographs each glove and puts the picture and information on her Web site, where people can report found gloves and request stickers. She hasn't made any glove connections in the two weeks the site has been live, but it's OK if that never happens, she said. "It's kind of whimsical and bittersweet," Gooch said. "It makes you feel there's this opportunity for benevolence." Gooch would love to see One Cold Hand projects sprout up in other cities. She's working with two women in New York to start a similar effort there. They hope to have onecoldhand-nyc.com up and running soon. Gooch is even talking with local businesses about creating glove dropboxes all over the city where people can leave their fabric finds. Like socks that disappear in the dryer or plastic grocery bags that fly away and get in trees, Gooch believes there's something about gloves that is universal. "If I have one person find their glove, then the entire thing is totally worth it," she said.
 
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