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A priest walks by a hooker, who shouts, “Hey, father, I’ll give you a blow job for 10 bucks!” The embarrassed priest then bumps into a nun from his church. “Perhaps you can help me, sister,” he says. “What’s a blow job?” “Ten bucks,” the nun replies. “Same as everywhere else.”

Karate Kid -The Musical!
Harvard Students -Punked!
Fallujah In Pictures -Graphic!
K Maynard (Wrestler) -Motivational
Stroke -Great Masturbation Cream!
Space Doctor -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Credit Card Late Fees!
If you’re charged a late fee on your bill, call your credit card company and tell them you sent a change of address request last month, and that they must not have received it. Explain that your bill may be late or unpaid, but that it’s not your fault, as you no longer live at the address where it was sent despite your change of address request. You’ll have to change your billing address with the phone rep during the call, but you’ll save a ton on the arms, legs and internal organs credit companies charge; just choose a friend or family member whose address you can use temporarily.

Q: submited by Tara
hi, i'm 18, and i am not very experienced in the sex department at all. i mean, i've had a guy go down on me, and all that, but i have done nothing to a guy, myself. and i am pretty clueless. ok, so the thing that i am most concerened about is giving a hand job. i mean, how do you do it? i am not even as concerned with oral sex, cause, i mean, i have talked a lot about it and it seems like i am more comfotable with oral than with a hand job. so, i need to know what happens, and what is suppose to happen. and how to start, and how to do it. and when to stop, and how it is going to be. do i use lotions at all? cause i heard it is uncomfortable for him if it's a dry hand, but is it necessary to use lotion?i am kinda shy when it comes to this stuff. and i dont' want to be all nervous, and i want to feel confident. any suggestions will be so much appreciated. i feel like i know nothing right now! thanks for you time!

Hi Tara. Hand jobs are easy. Dont worry about it. i will give ya the low down on it. First of all, lube is necessary. Imagine rubbing your clit if it was totally dry and never got wet. Its the same thing. You can use lubricants(vaseline, kyJelly, exotic oils, ect.) Also giving him head for a minute will get it nice and wet. Saliva is a natural lubricant. It doesnt last as long as vaseline or the others though, so you may have to go down several time. Giving handjobs is usually done at a most appropriate time...while making out. You can kiss while doing this. He could also finger you at the same time. This is a very erotic thing. So you are making out with him...undo his pants and get them off. You want to wrap your hands around the base(after lubing it) and go up and down. Mostly pay most attention to the head though. Just massage the upper half of it. The intensity and speed depend on the guy so you kinda have to go by his reaction. Guys also like to have their balls massaged...just gently roll them around your hands. Well hope i have givien you some insight. Good luck!


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