Secretaries Powell and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Powell and Rumsfeld?” The barkeep says, “Yep, that’s them.” So, the guy walks over to the two and says, “Hello, what are you guys doing?” Rumsfeld says, “We’re planning World War III,” to which the guy replies, “Really? What’s going to happen?” Rumsfeld says, “Well, we’re going to kill 10 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman.” And the guy exclaims, “Why are you going to kill a bicycle repairman!?!” With that, Rumsfeld turns to Powell and says, “See, I told you no one would care about the 10 million Afghans!”

Q: submitted by Alexzandra

I am a faithful female viewer of Sublime and really enjoy it!! I check at least once a day sometimes to just see what you have to say and to see the POD. You really seem to understand women and I was hoping you could help me out. My boyfriend of two years broke up with me a few months ago because he cheated and wanted to remain with the new woman. I was devastated, but started my life over again without him. I'm 20 years old, in college, and love sex, but I had never slept with anyone but my ex. I recently started sleeping with a new guy friend of mine, but he's made it clear we're just friends. If we are safe everytime and only sleep with each other, is it okay to just be "bed buddies" or "fuck friends?" I'm not sure of the rules that pertain to casual sex or how I'm viewed by this guy. Don't get me wrong, the sex is great and I enjoy it, but it's hard to keep emotions out of it and just keep! it a booty call. Please help me out, JD! You're the best!

A:
thanks for the kind words...nothing makes me more happy then positive feedback on sublime. ok, enough of that -- to your questions. i know i have said this over a million times now but i think the old "everything happens for a reason" applies to your situation. not only would you not want to be with a guy that is cheating on you but you are 20, smart, pretty (my sensory powers are amazing aren't they?) and most importantly in college. you need to go have a gang bang with 5 black guys with 10 inch dongs and just get it out of your system...no J/K! ;-) -- but there are lots of things you need to experience and now is the time to do it. the only thing to remember is to be responsible and you having nothing to worry about. as for the relationship with this new guy..just keep it healthy. he has made it clear that you are "just friends" b/c he is probably in college too and wants to "live it up" as well would be my guess. but do not kid yourself..while two people are having sex they are no longer "just friends." do not let him fool you..even guys are not impervious to some of the feelings that come along with having a sexual relationship. if he tries to lead you to believe otherwise i say bullshit..tell him a guy in economics 101 gave you the best clit licking you have ever had and see how well he acts at not caring. so, by having declared the relationship as "just friends" he is getting the best of both worlds -- a sexual relationship and the green light on banging other chiks. which is fine..as long as you realize it for what it is and you are ok with it. not to mention you have the green light to experiment with other people too (notice how i say "people" and not guys. that is because two woman making love can be a beautiful thing also. ;-) i'm sorry i just can not help myself sometimes). the only thing to remember is to be honest with yourself. if you are happy then cool, stay with it -- if you start to become unhappy then it is time to get out of it or talk to him about stepping up the commitment. so get out there and have some fun..and please, give me a follow up email! ;-)

-JD