For The Week Of 12/10/2007
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A man who hadn’t had a date in years, suddenly found himself in luck. This sexy, voluptuous brunette had agreed to go to the movies with him Friday night. But he was in a panic because his dick was only 3 inches long when erect, and if he ever scored with this beautiful woman, she would probably laugh at him and walk out the door. So ... he went to his doctor and pleaded with him to give him something. The doc said take one of these pills every two hours and everything will be fine. Just before he was going to leave the house to pick up his date, he decided to take all ten pills at once because he was so desperate. Within minutes, he felt his penis go down his pants leg and onto the floor! What was he going to do?! A quick thinker, he tied his penis as a necktie and put on a sportcoat. While in the dark theater, his hot date cuddled up next to him and started stroking his tie. While she was doing this she kept saying over and over, "I love your tie! I love your tie!" It wasn’t long before a man ’s voice came over the speaker system shouting, "Will the couple in the front row quit throwing ice cream on the screen?!?!"

SITES OF THE WEEK
Create A Bet -Challenge A Friend!
All Time -Unnecessary Greatest Hits!
Six Tools -Text to Speech!
70 Best Ideas -2007!
6 Good Movie Ideas -Gone Wrong
Gun Run!-Game Of The Week!
TIPS AND TRICKS
Affordable Dating Ideas!
1. The Amazing Race Date Come up with a list of 10 or so interesting events to capture (here are some good ideas). Each couple will need a video camera (this is a good double date). Set out at a specific time and plan to be back within 2 or 3 hours at the most. You can set a certain number of points for capturing each item. If you find some fun locations, and your date is even semi-interesting, you'll have a blast on this video scavenger hunt. If you take a car, your only expense is gas. The best part is coming back and watching all the goofy stuff you just did. Total Cost: $7 for videotape and some gas money 2. Gamer Dating Grab some popcorn and stay in for the evening. If your date is down with video games, grab a controller, put on some party music, and go to town. If you have a Nintendo Wii or can borrow one…so much the better. Nothing eases any nerves better than making a fool of yourself in Wii Sports Boxing. Don't just stick to video games, though. Mix it up with some 2-person card games. Here are some of the classics: Cribbage - You'll need a cribbage deck and board Speed – Also known as spit… War - Simple…classic, ruthless This date could also be done with other couples as well. Have each couple bring their favorite games, and let the good times roll. (Yahtzee anyone?) Total Cost: $5 for snacks 3. Book Nerd Dating My nerdy high school girlfriend and I did this countless times back in the day and it's a great date activity, especially for those who love to read. After perusing the store a bit, find a table or some chairs where you and your date can set up camp. Split up for 25 minutes and each go find 5 books from different genres that you would each like to read. Reconvene after your search and share your 5 books with each other. It's a great way to learn more about your date in a relaxed environment. Share why you choose each book and make sure to ask lots of questions. This is a great 2nd or 3rd date. Total Cost: $0 4. The Mother Teresa Nothing is a more romantic date idea than doing something to help others with a significant other. Not only will your date think highly of you for just suggesting the idea, you'll also get to see your date in a very non-traditional dating setting. Find a 3-5 hour one-time volunteer event to help out for the first time. If you and your date have a great time together serving others, it's likely you could make it a weekly thing. Volunteers are always in high demand during the holiday season, so check out volunteer match for opportunities and ideas in your area. Many times nursing and senior homes have volunteer openings that are perfect for a one-time date. Total Cost: $0 5. YouTube Dating Nerd Alert! Have you and your date each search on YouTube (or any video sharing website) for short video clips that you absolutely love (I'd pick some Colbert clips for sure). Each of you should then pick your top 5 best ones and create a playlist. Reconvene after searching for 20 minutes, and hook up your computers to a TV if possible. Sit on the couch, pop some popcorn and laugh the night away at hilarious, and free, entertainment courtesy of the creativity of your date. And YouTube.
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ASK TINA

Q: submited by Marcos
I never pre-come. Is there something wrong with me?

A:
Pre-ejaculate (or “pre-come”) varies from man to man. Some produce none at all, some produce such a small amount that it’s impossible to identify, and some produce a vast quantity. No matter your inherent style of pre-ejaculating, rest assured that there is nothing physically wrong with you.

-Tina

 
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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
"Dead" man hid in family home for three years
Sat Dec 8, 8:13 AM ET
LONDON (Reuters) - A man who had been declared dead after a canoeing accident but in fact survived hid in his home for three years before his arrest this week, his wife told British newspapers Saturday. Anne Darwin described how her husband, John, had avoided discovery by using a small passage to an apartment in an adjoining house owned by the couple. John Darwin was arrested on suspicion of fraud after he sensationally reappeared and walked into a police station claiming amnesia. "For three years, while virtually everyone close to us believed John was missing presumed dead, he was actually at home with me," Anne Darwin, who recently left Britain for central America, told the Daily Mirror. "We were living as man and wife, although it was far from a conventional life," she added. "There were a few hairy moments and I lived in fear of being found out," she told the Daily Mail in another interview. She said Darwin had talked to her before his disappearance about faking his death as a way to solve financial problems. Friday, magistrates granted Cleveland Police an extra 36 hours to question Darwin, 57, on suspicion of fraud. Officers plan to question his 55-year-old wife if she returns to Britain. Newspaper reports said his life insurance and work benefits had been paid to his wife. Anne Darwin spoke to the Daily Mail in Miami where she had traveled from Panama, apparently heading to Britain after telling reporters she had been "living a lie" and fears her children would never forgive her. She told the Daily Mirror her husband partly lived with her in the family home but, if visitors called, had to flee through the passage hidden by a wardrobe with a false back. It led to one of several apartments the other house was divided into. "VERY ANGRY" Former prison officer Darwin vanished in March 2002 from his home in Hartlepool, but according to his wife, he turned up at their house a year later. "I didn't even recognize him at first," she told the Mirror. "He was an absolute mess, all disheveled. I was relieved he was alive, of course, but I was also very angry with him." She added: "We had a lot of debt, in the tens of thousands. He said there was only one way out of the situation and that was to fake his death. I said it was the wrong thing to do and could not go along with it but he badgered away." She said the couple decided to move to Panama but Darwin, who was missing their sons Anthony and Mark, invented a plan to "return from the dead." "I didn't think he would get away with it, but he had enough of being dead. John desperately wanted contact with the boys." In 2002, Anne Darwin reported her husband missing, saying she feared he had suffered an accident while kayaking in the North Sea near their home in Hartlepool, in Cleveland. A few weeks later the shattered remains of his red kayak were discovered. In 2003, following a police inquiry, a coroner declared him dead.
 
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