For The Week Of 12/12/2005
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JOKE OF THE WEEK


Last night was my last night in prison.

There was this new guy in the cell next to me. The guy that was already in there was this really big guy who loved to fuck with the new guys, but he wasn't actually one of those ass-rapers. Just a really funny big guy.

Anyway, this new guy started crying randomly, and the big guy said "Hey, don't cry, you're my bitch now." That made the new guy cry even harder.

Big guy says "come on, let's play a game. we'll play 'house', ok?"

New guy says "What... what do you mean?"

Big guy says "We'll play house. You know, like when we were kids. Do you wanna be the husband or the wife?"

New guy says quickly, "husband! I'll be the husband!", thinking he's got his ass covered by being the husband.

Big guy says "Ok, you're the husband. Now get the fuck down here and suck your wife's dick."

SITES OF THE WEEK
Power Balls -Get In Shape
MSN LIVE -Better Than Google Earth?
How Many Bands -Email List TO Us For A Tshirt (No Cheating)
Libera-War Torn
Herpes -Sad Stories!
Cloud -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...McDonalds!
Yesterday I had a pretty long trip and had stopped in a mcdonalds drive thru for lunch.I ate during the drive and was thirsty a while later.I noticed another mcdonalds was coming up so I decided to stop and refill my drink since refills are free and they offer a self serve drink area.Had a worked said anything to me I would have simply told them I had gone through the drive thru about 10-15 minutes prior and sat in my vehicle to eat and decided to take up their generous free refill policy before leaving.Besides nowhere does mcdonalds state that a refill has to be in the same mcdonalds location and on the same day! I am sure if you order a large drink they usually come in a cup made of plastic so they are washable.Why not carry one in your car at all times and always have a cup to get a free "refill"? I hope you share this with your readers since it is a way they can save hard earned $$$ i the future when their thirst cravings are running high :)

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Q: submited by Laki
My guy loves to give me oral sex, and I love it too. But I'm always a little self-conscious about how I taste down there. He doesn't seem to have a problem with it, but I was wondering if what I eat could affect the flavor?
A:
It's widely believed that what you ingest can affect the smell and taste of your vaginal secretions. However, there's no surefire recipe to guarantee that you'll always taste scrumptious, because there's no scientific research on the subject -- only anecdotal evidence. Plus, it depends on how your individual body chemistry reacts with what you eat. Since your boyfriend loves pleasuring you, I'll bet he already digs your signature aroma and flavor. But, if you want to play it safe, stick to a diet with lots of vegetables, fruit and whole grains, and try to avoid foods that affect your breath and body odor -- such as garlic, asparagus, spices (like curry) and excess amounts of dairy and animal products -- because they could have a similar effect on your secretions.

-Tina

 
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Hope, AR -- A Christmas dinner of turkey and all the trimmings is too good for some people to refuse. Officials at the Hempstead County Jail in West Virginia say they have criminals turning themselves in so they can get the holiday grub. Jail supervisor Louise Phillips said many of her inmates get better food behind bars than they do on the streets. Hempstead County's Thanksgiving and Christmas meals include turkey and dressing, giblet gravy, English peas and homemade rolls with sweet potato pie as dessert. Phillips told the Star newspaper of Hope that the regular jail food is good, too.
 
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