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A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade"
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'UCK' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.
Get Perks from Your Favorite Apps by Being a Helpful User
Services, like file-sycning app Dropbox, offer perks to users to refer others to their service. While that's good for business, it can be annoying for your friends. Reader bayXSonic found out that a helpful bug report can score you more.
For some reason I just got my space on dropbox increased by 10GB. I had 5.5GB and now I was just notified I had 15.5!
No, wait! 25.5GB now! What's happening??
Edit: it turns out that they increased my quota because of a "detailed bug report" I sent in a few days ago.
This is a great anecdote for a few reasons. First, kudos to bayXSonic for providing a detailed bug report; it can be tedious, but it's what helps developers improve the software we love. Second, kudos to Dropbox for rewarding users who help them out. It's a great way to encourage this kind of help, and it's a relatively simple way for them to do it.
You may not be as lucky as bayXSonic, but it's worth a try—and also just a nice thing to do.
I think that sex toy gifts are best left for people in relationships. That way the other person does not get the wrong idea about your intentions. Even if you had some sort of fuck buddy, friends with benefits thing going on with her, I still think it would be weird.
She's your ex for a reason. Forget about her pussy and the things inside it, and move on :)
TAVERNIER, FLORIDA -- A man accidentally shot himself in the leg while waiting in line to order breakfast at a McDonald's restaurant in the Florida Keys.
Authorities on Wednesday said 44-year-old Rafael Ubeda didn't realize he was injured right away. In fact, he drove away when the restaurant manager asked him to leave after the shot was fired Tuesday morning.
The manager reported the incident to the Monroe County Sheriff's Office and deputies stopped Ubeda a few minutes later.
That's when a deputy spotted blood on the man's leg. Ubeda was treated at Mariner's Hospital.
Deputies said Ubeda will not be charged because the gun was not "knowingly" fired.
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