For The Week Of 12/15/2003
Happy with all the porn you are taking off sublime.. time to give something back...
This week's sublime times features more jokes, cool sites, cheat tips, and of course
Sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

George W. Bush was thrilled at finally being able to spend his first night in the White House, but something very strange happened. On the very first night, he was awakened by George Washington’s ghost. Bush asked the ghost, “President Washington, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?” “Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,” advised Washington. With all the excitement of the White House, Bush still couldn’t sleep well, and then, later on that night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. “Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?” Bush asked. “Cut taxes and reduce the size of the government,” Jefferson answered. Bush still couldn’t sleep well, so much later, on the same night he saw another ghostly figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln’s ghost. “Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?,” Bush asked. Lincoln replied, “Go see a play.”

SITES OF THE WEEK
Love Calculator -Work Out Or Not!
Letter Project -Pretty Cool!
Hotel Suites! -Most Expensive!
Graffiti Maker -Email A SublimeDirectory Logo For A Tshirt!
Flirt Ways -For The Shy Girls!
Jingle Balls -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Golf!
If you spend more time looking for balls (no, not those balls; the dimply white ones you play with—oh, we give up!) than hitting the greens while playing golf, this simple trick should help putt your game back on par. Surreptitiously swab ChapStick on the face of your driver—it eliminates spin—and watch in delight (and disbelief) as your erstwhile shanked, daisy-mauling drives now flow harmoniously straight through narrow fairways.
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Q: submited by Rick
Why do women withhold sex just because things aren't going their way? Most of the time the man doesn't even know why he's been cut off. How long does he allow this to go on before taking care of business elsewhere?

A:
Most women love to have sex, so she must be really upset with you. If I were you, I'd sit down with her and find out why she's so mad or sad. I wouldn't recommend taking care of business elsewhere. That's just mean, and it shows no respect for yourself or the relationship. Also, it seems like you're placing all the blame on her -- that's not the best approach if you want to get sex anytime soon. Say something like, "It seems like you aren't yourself lately. Is there something you want to talk about? I'm concerned because I care about you and would like to help if I can." Something sensitive like that should get you two talking again... and having sex again :)

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Bll Gets Creamed!
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
The man convicted of blowing up the Pan Am flight over Lockerbie, Scotland, in 1988, killing 270 people, lives in relative luxury in a private four-room suite in Glasgow's Barlinnie prison, according to a November report in Britain's News of the World. Abdelbaset al Megrahi, serving a minimum 27-year sentence, has a color TV, VCR, stereo, personal computer, kitchen, floral curtains, framed art and unlimited telephone access. A prison official said the man must be isolated because of the nature of his crime, but that Barlinnie had a limited choice of such facilities. [News of the World, 11-16-03]
 
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