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A young man goes to a whorehouse to experience his first taste of sex.
The madam suggests that he start with 69. He decides to give it a try.
The prostitute leads him to a room, gets undressed, and instructs the young man to eat her pussy. Unfortunately, just as he starts she farts.
The man quietly says to himself, "phew", but he goes down on her again.
A moment later she farts again. He says "phew", but continues.
Once more she farts. This time he immediately gets up and starts walking out. She asks him what's wrong, and he replies "I don't think I can take another 66 of those!"
Check out big buy stores such as Costco and Sam's Club. Whether at their online sites or right in their stores, they sell a bevy of gift cards at a discount. They range from restaurant cards to electronic store cards and more.
Bid on online auctions on sites like Ebay. Many people receive gifts that they return to the store later on. Instead of getting cash, they get credit. If they don't want to use the credit at the store, or they'd rather have the cold-hard cash, they list it on Ebay. Bidding is competitive, but you can usually get a gift card about 10 percent off.
Use reward points or miles and get those gift cards for free. Credit cards aren't just merely places to charge items anymore, they are a way to get free stuff (even though they charge you an outrageous amount to do it). Airline miles and points can often be exchanged for gift cards. Then give them to your friends and family. That's like giving a great gift for free.
Look for the stores themselves to hold gift card sales. Over the years stores have wised up to the fact that many gift cards go unused. Also, many people spend more than the amount on their gift card. This is a win-win situation for the stores. Look for them to offer gift card sales. The most opportune time of year is right after Thanksgiving, as that's when the shopping bonanzas begin.Feel free to send contributions or suggestions to firstname.lastname@example.org
I am a recently divorced male with erectile problems. My ex-wife was always very understanding of my condition and I usually managed to please her in other ways, but now that I'm single again, I'm worried that other women won't be as understanding. Any suggestions on what I can do to improve my game, so to speak?
You said yourself that you managed to please your ex-wife in other ways, and that she was understanding of your problem. What's to say that another woman wouldn't be as understanding? In fact, in a recent study conducted by a member of Canterbury University, a number of the 33 male participants believed that sex is better with erectile problems.
Their reasoning was that without an erect penis to rely on, they had to learn how to please women in others ways, such as through extensive foreplay and oral sex. Ironically, they felt that this made them less selfish and more intimate lovers than those without erectile problems.
However, if you are really concerned about erectile problems, I would suggest getting a prescription for the little blue pill, as it usually does the trick. Please consult your doctor first, however.
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State police say an upstate New York college campus policeman was helping himself to free pastries at a local convenience store.
The Valero Nice N Easy offers free coffee to any police officer in uniform.
Sgt. Steve Brody of the Morrisville State College University Police stopped daily to buy a newspaper and pick up a free cup of coffee. He also routinely stuffed a pastry into his coat.
Brody is now accused of taking about $30 worth of pastries over at least 17 separate occasions.
Brody, 55, of Morrisville, was ticketed for petit larceny. Troopers say they have surveillance videos.
Brody and his defense attorney declined to comment. Brody remains an employee at Morrisville school officials say the case is a personnel matter and refused further comment.
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