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Getting a portfolio of your work online takes a lot of work and effort. A beautiful webapp called Dropr takes most of the frustration away by providing an incredibly simple, drag-and-drop-based platform for getting your work online in minutes.
You sign up for Dropr with a social media account, connect any other social media accounts you want to pull data from (if any). From there you create projects you want to display on your portfolio by simple dragging and dropping any content you want to use. Dropr supports a wide number of image, audio, and video formats. You can include text, too. Projects can be organized into portfolio sections, and you can customize the look and feel of everything. While you won't have control over every last bit of design, you probably won't care. Dropr offers an attractive portfolio you can get online in minutes. Of course, you can spend an hour putting something together, like I did, because it's kind of addictive.
"A little background first, we're in our mid 30's, have a 4 year old child and been together nearly 10 years. Our sex life has become nearly nonexistent. I'd say my sex drive is around a 7 and hers is a 2 on a scale of 1-10. I always am the one to initiate, I rub her back, go down on her, play with her boobs, etc, etc, to get her in the mood and it's usually "Just hurry up and finish". The sex is very vanilla too, no experimentation, in the dark, missionary almost always, and when we're done I almost wish we never had done it at all. We've talked several times about this and she acknowledges that the problem lies mostly with her but she's done nothing to try and make things better. I'd say we average 1-2x a month and I don't force things, if she doesn't want to we don't. If anyone has an idea that I/we could try please share cause I've tried everything I can think of."
A: "Not to be flip, but if she enjoyed it more she would want to do it more. That tells me that either she is frigid and incapable of enjoying it ("Just hurry up and finish"), or you are not doing things that would make her enjoy it more. If its the former, I feel for you. I have only experienced one girl in my life like that and the relationship ended quickly because of it. If its the latter, all I could suggest is to experiment more. Different positions, different activities. I think the first question I would ask her if she is able to get herself off. Maybe there are some special places on her body that giver her enjoyment which you are missing."
NEWARK, N.J. -- A New Jersey man has been charged with the alleged smuggling and attempted sale of illegally imported whale tusks.
Officials with the federal Environment and Natural Resources Division say Andrew L. Zarauskas was arrested Friday at his home in Union.
He faces conspiracy and money laundering charges related to the purchase and attempted sale of tusks from narwhals, a medium-sized whale with an extremely long tusk that is sought by collectors.
An indictment by a federal grand jury in Maine names Zarauskas and alleged co-conspirator Jay G. Conrad of Lakeland, Tenn.
Prosecutors say the two men allegedly engaged in the illegal import of the tusks from Canada to the United States and conspired to launder money to conceal the proceeds.
It is not clear if the men have retained attorneys.
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