For The Week Of 12/19/2005
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Sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

A man standing in line at the local supermarket notices a woman standing behind. She's holding a half gallon of milk, 1 T.V. dinner, and a magazine. The man looks to her and says "ma'am, you must be single?" A little embarassed the woman replies "yes I am, i suppose the items im buying kinda give it away" The man says, not really, your uglier then shit!"

SITES OF THE WEEK
Debbie Does Dallas -Where are they now?
Grabowski -WTF Mike Ditka?
Thizzle -New Dance
Sound Of Love-Concerts
Imposible Dream -Honda!
Card Tossing -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Professors!
A day or two before your deadline, go to the ER at your closest hospital. Tell them you are having chest pains. They'll run some tests and, when they find nothing wrong, they'll admit you to the hospital for further testing. After a day or two (and all the hospital food you can stomach!), tell them you are feeling much better. When they release you, make sure you ask for a note that says you've been in the hospital. Due to confidentiality laws they cannot put dates on these notes. They can only say you were there. When you get home, write in your own dates and make it appear you've been in the hospital—suffering from an unknown illness—for a couple weeks. Give this note to your professor and you'll get your extension. To make your story even more credible, call your prof from your hospital room. When he sees the hospital on your caller ID, he'll be even more likely to believe you. —Brian D.

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Q: submited by Rob
I get nervous before sex and sometimes I have trouble getting or maintaining my erection. Would Viagra help with my performance anxiety?
A:
Performance anxiety is an all-too-common, though little discussed, form of erectile dysfunction. Nerves can easily get in the way of a good, strong erection, making sex less pleasurable or completely impossible. Viagra very well may help with this problem. Though it doesn't increase sexual desire, it should let help you get hard and stay hard even if you are a little bit nervous. In fact, a very small dose, 25mg or even less, should do the trick if you are otherwise healthy. Cut a 100mg pill into quarters or even eighths and see how it goes. After a few confidence-building rounds taking the drug, you'll probably be able to wean yourself off of it rather quickly. Of course, Viagra is a prescription medication with potential side effects and complications. You can order Viagra online, after filing out a detailed health questionnaire, but you should discuss taking the drug with your doctor, especially if you have any health concerns or are taking any other medications. You also shouldn't mix Viagra with alcohol or other drugs like ecstasy.

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Kitty Sex!!
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) - A group of 40 people dressed in Santa Claus costumes, many of them drunk, rampaged through New Zealand's largest city, robbing stores and assaulting security guards, police said Sunday. The rampage, dubbed "Santarchy" by local newspapers, began early Saturday afternoon when the men, wearing ill-fitting Santa costumes, threw beer bottles and urinated on cars from an Auckland overpass, said Auckland Central Police spokeswoman Noreen Hegarty. She said the men then rushed through a central city park, overturning garbage containers, throwing bottles at passing cars and spraying graffiti on buildings. One man climbed the mooring line of a cruise ship before being ordered down by the captain. Other Santas, objecting when the man was arrested, attacked security staff, Hegarty said. The remaining Santas entered a downtown convenience store and carried off beer and soft drinks. "They came in, said 'Merry Christmas' and then helped themselves," store owner Changa Manakynda said. Alex Dyer, a spokesman for the group, said Santarchy was a worldwide movement designed to protest the commercialization of Christmas. Three people were arrested and charged with drunkenness and disorderly behavior.
 
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