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A girl reaches into the glove compartment of her boyfriend's car for a condom and finds one missing. They had bought that box together, and it was now open and missing one. Furious, she asked him what the deal was. "Oh, I masturbated with one on, just to see what it would feel like." Satisfied with this answer, but still curious, they went on with their business. She was still upset the next day and asked a male friend about the situation. "I do that all the time!" said the male friend "What, jerk it with a condom on?" "No, lie to my girlfriend."
iPad: If you've ever wanted YouTube to look more like a TV guide, Nowbox is a new app for iPad that pulls your channel subscriptions and lays them out in the same way as cable television.
The default YouTube player on iPad isn't bad, but it doesn't do much in the way of curating content or organizing your channel subscriptions. Nowbox does both and you can not only find new channels to watch based on the app's recommendations, but also keep better track of the channels you already enjoy.
If you're more of a social person, you can also link your Twitter and Facebook accounts to create custom channels dedicated to all the wacky cat videos your friends are sharing on social networks. The way it organizes content is intuitive and easy to pick up on, and it's worth checking out if you use your iPad for YouTube a lot. It's a free download in iTunes, but only available on iPad at the moment.
I have a friend who wants to jump into my pants with me and my wife, but my wife is iffy about doing it. How do I get her to join the pleasure circle?
If your wife is iffy about it, and you still want to do it. I think you have some big problems there, brother. I do not know the nature of your relationship with your wife but I think you need to think long and hard on what you are doing and why.
I am no prude, and am very open to things. But why try to convince your wife to let you fuck another girl in the guise of a threesome? Would be willing to bring another man into the bed?
Seems to me that you are being very selfish. I am only making assumptions based on the limited information you gave us. Threesomes can be lots of fun. Orgies can be lots of fun. Think carefully on what the motive is here. Think of the consequences for you and your wife. I've seen relationships get very messed up by these. I've also seen couples thrive on open relationships, but every party was willing and ok with it.
HOPATCONG, N.J. -- A cable TV repairman got quite a surprise when he walked into the basement of a New Jersey home.
There was a 500-pound bear sound asleep on the floor.
The bear had been spotted wandering in the neighborhood in Hopatcong earlier Wednesday. It's not clear how it got into the home.
The bear ambled out of the house before state Fish and Game officials arrived.
WNBC-TV in New York reports the officials fired a tranquilizer dart at the animal, which walked a few blocks to the Missouri Trail before it was knocked out.
Officials plan to relocate the bear.
No one was injured.
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