For The Week Of 12/22/2003
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Three black women were about to go on vacation. As they were getting ready to drive to the airport, one of them says, “I’m gonna wear red pants, so that if the plane crashes, they’ll be sure to find me.” The second one says, “That’s a good idea. I’m gonna wear yellow pants, so that if the plane crashes, they’ll be sure to find me.” The third one says, “I’m not going to wear any pants at all.” To which the other two respond, “Why would you not wear any pants at all?” “Don’t you know the first thing they look for in a plane crash?” the third one replies. “The black box!”

ABC Song -Educating!
Worlds Smallest Gangbang -Calling All Little People!
Da Vinci Code! -Quiz!
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Spin The Bottle -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
I was in need of a camera—and not a rinky-dink disposable one—for a vacation, but I didn’t want to commit to actually buying one. So I figured out a way of “renting” a camera without having to pay any “rent.” I went to a camera shop and purchased the nicest snapper I could afford. While on vacation I took as many pictures as possible, safe in the knowledge that my master scam would reap huge dividends. After I returned, I got the photos developed and then returned to the camera shop. I broke the bad news that I had bought the camera for my birthday party and took a few pictures, but then received another camera as a gift. They accepted it without any hassle and gave me back my money, while I got a free week’s worth of photos.
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Q: submited by Jack
How often do girls really masturbate? It seems like it's a much more taboo thing for girls than guys. Guys laugh and joke about it, but girls are so secretive. And what's the usual method -- insertion or clit stimulation?

I learned in psych class that about 98% of guys do it, whereas only 80% of girls do. As for how often... someone with a high sex drive who's not in a relationship will do it daily, whereas a girl in a relationship might only do it a few times a week. I think girls are so secretive about it because it wasn't so long ago that masturbation was taboo. My parents turn bright red and run away from me if I try to talk about it. Also, girls don't tell guys because maybe the guy will take it personally, like he's not pleasing his girl.


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