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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice gazongas," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?!"
Treat yourself to a vacation you've always wanted to take, whether it's a cruise, a week at a ski resort or a New York shopping-and-theater binge.
Cook your favorite dinner, light a fire, curl up on the sofa and watch a feel-good video.
Start that book you've been meaning to read, or reread a childhood favorite.
Pick up the phone and call a friend who always makes you laugh.
Write in your journal, or start one.
Get around to projects you've been putting off, such as making a scrapbook of last year's vacation mementos, painting the bathroom or refinishing that antique dresser Aunt Louise left you. Most likely you'll find the process meditative, and you'll have lasting results to show for your efforts.
Take your dog for a long walk. If you don't have a dog, borrow someone else's.
Grab your sketchbook (or buy one) and head outside. Drawing, even if you think you can't, makes you see the world in a whole new way.
Plan a special treat for every day if your solo period will be an extended one. Choose things that please you: a visit to the art museum, dinner and a play, a hike in the woods or a walk on a wintry beach.
Assemble a solo-party emergency kit, especially if you live alone in snow country and your plans include holiday travel. Stash some favorite delicacies in the pantry and freezer: bottles of your favorite wines and spirits; books, CDs and videos you know you'll enjoy; firewood, bubble bath, candles - whatever makes you feel indulged and contented.Feel free to send contributions or suggestions to email@example.com
I have read some background information on adult circumcision and I believe that it would be right for me. I live in a town of about 175,000 people in Texas so my options are pretty limited. My question is: Who should I call to ask about getting this procedure done? How much can I expect to pay for this procedure?
Itís not uncommon for men to opt for the circumcision route later on in life. And being from a small town doesnít mean you canít have a circumcision. If youíd like to get more informed on the procedure, simply visit your family physician and heíll refer you to a urologist you can visit. As for cost, be prepared to dish out about $100 to $200 USD for this routine procedure.
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FAYETTEVILLE- Cumberland County deputies say a couple tried to reclaim their illegal drugs at a mall lost and found.
Billie Jo Ransom, 28, and Arron Dean Revels, 23, were arrested while shopping at Cross Creek Mall.
Detective say the pair went to the mall food court for lunch. They allegedly had a tote bag with them with crack cocaine, marijuana and cash inside. Ransom apparently put the bag under the table where they were sitting and then forgot and left it behind.
When they returned and the bag was gone, deputies say the couple went to the mall security office to reclaim it. Deputies were waiting for them and slapped on the handcuffs.
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