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JOKE OF THE WEEK
A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither one of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars -- there's nothing left! This must be a sign from
Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."
The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."
The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."
She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his
nerves. The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No thanks, I think I'll just wait for the police."
Image Dictionary Adds a Wiki Image Search to Chrome
Chrome: If you frequently search for image files when you encounter new animals, foods, and other words you can save time by installing Image Dictionary, a Chrome extension that can automatically display Wikipedia images for a word using a mouse clicks.
You can utilize the extension by highlighting and right-clicking a word or by holding down the ALT key and double-clicking a word. The first image result for the Wikipedia entry for that word will appear in your browser window and you then click on the image to close. The photo also offers a direct link to the Wikipedia page for the entry and the image page.
This is a somewhat handy app but many Wikipedia entries use multiple images and it would be nice to have a way to cycle through those. It's not for everyone but if you by nature curious this extension might be for you.
"Are there any circumstances under which cheating can be justified?
For example if your partner does not pay enough sexual attention to you but you have feelings for them, can it ever be ok to have a sex friend solely to fulfill needs and then take all that positive energy back to your emotional relationship?
If she doesn't know it doesn't hurt, right?
Or is cheating always immoral?"
A: "Let's take a worst case scenario : even if your girl isn't paying any attention to you emotionally / sexually, is constantly frigid and you two have gown apart, it still doesn't give you the right to cheat. Tell her your concerns--if she still decides to act that way, you break up. Then you can have all the sex you want. So even though your girl may not be paying attention to you sexually, it's still cheating. I can understand why people cheat in those types of situations, but it still doesn't make it right."
STATEN ISLAND, NY -- A Staten Island business owner known for throwing lavish fund-raisers for political candidates was charged with writing $82 million in bad checks—in just two weeks.
Saquib Khan wrote the worthless checks last month, according to Brooklyn federal prosecutors. Khan, 51, was released on $400,000 bail.
He has thrown big-dollar fund-raisers on both sides of the aisle, according to a report in the Staten Island Advance.
The arrest marks a steep fall for Khan, who hosted a $1,000-a-plate dinner for Hillary Clinton’s Senate campaign in 2000 and later threw a cash bash for then-Gov. George Pataki.
Khan allegedly fleeced six banks through a “large-scale check-kiting” scheme, according to court papers.
He is charged with writing checks to himself, despite not having enough money in his accounts to cover the massive withdrawals, according to prosecutors.
Khan then tried to cover his tracks by wiring money back into the original accounts, but the suspicious transactions were flagged by officials at the financial institutions.
Khan was arrested last week. He could not be reached for comment.
According to court documents, he owns Richmond Wholesale Company Inc., a Staten Island-based firm that sells snack foods, bottled water and cigarettes to gas stations and bodegas throughout the region. Khan, who now lives in New Jersey, is also active in several Pakistani-American civic groups.
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