For The Week Of 12/27/2004
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Sex questions... all of them for you by you... Of course we will sweeten the pot and throw
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JOKE OF THE WEEK

Two sperm are swimming along. One turns to the other and asks, “Hey, how far to the fallopian tubes?” The other replies, “Fallopian tubes? Hell, we haven’t even passed the esophagus yet!”

SITES OF THE WEEK
Christams Carols -Sing Along!
Worlds Best Urinals -Top Ten!
Am I a Freak -Yes!
Bad Fish -RIP
FHM -Great Award Show Outfit
The Museum -Game Of The Week!
Tip and Trick of the Week
Cheat...Bills!
Got bills to pay, but your checking account’s running on fumes? Buy yourself some time, while avoiding late penalties. If you only need to float a check for a couple of days, fold it in half. The bank processes folded checks differently, and will delay in getting to yours. If you need to buy yourself a month, fill out all the information on the check, but don’t sign it. Their records will reflect that you paid on time, but they won’t be able to process payment without your signature. They’ll send the check back to you for signing, without assessing any late penalty. Suckers.
ASK TINA

Q: submited by Ron
I want to see more of this woman I'm dating but don't want to seem desperate or come on too strong. How can I play it cool but still seem interested?

A:
At the beginning of a relationship (and I consider the "beginning" to be after the fourth date when all four went really, really well), I like to hear from a guy by phone or e-mail about three times a week. For example: I'd love a call on Saturday after a Friday night date; on Tuesday just to day hi; then on Thursday to make plans for the weekend again. And I hope to go out on a date with him at least once during the weekend and maybe one weeknight in between. Any less and I'll think he's not really into it. Any more and I'll worry that he wants to get too serious too fast. Does that give you an idea?

-Tina

 
CLIP OF THE WEEK
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Fire On The Hand
 
 

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STRANGE NEWS HEADLINES
Robbie Williams says he would like to become a nudist when he is older, according to a report on Ananova.com. In an interview with OK magazine, Williams said he'd like to embarrass his future children: "I'm probably going to be one of those very embarrassing fathers who's a naturist when I'm older," he said. "I guess when it comes down to it, I just like taking my pants down!" Robbie recorded a song for his Escapology album while naked. Asked why he likes to sing in the nude he joked: "Because I've got a huge cock!" According to OK, Williams added: "I took my pants down for a laugh... Then I thought, actually, I quite like this and then everyone got a bit uneasy because I refused to put my clothes on! "It was liberating. I felt really free doing it and it was inspiring."
 
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"who wants to kiss the misseltoe!"-Sal
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