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JOKE OF THE WEEK
A madame is managing a whorehouse when she sees a new john come in. She sends over her newest girl. The madame sees her sit on his lap and flirt a bit. Then he wispers something in her ear. She looks horrified and yells, "Oh God no!" and runs away.
The madame thinks, O.K., this guy is a little kinky. So she sends over one of her more experienced gals. She sits on his lap, he whispers in her ear, and she shouts "Are you kidding me!" and storms off.
At this point, the madame thinks alright, this guy is a freak. She sends in her skankiest gal who has seen and done every sex act known to man. She sits on his lap, he whispers in his ear, and she stands up and slaps him in the face and hurries away.
The madame can't stand it anymore. She goes up to the john and demands, "What have you been whispering in my girls' ears?!"
He replies sheepishly, "Sorry, eh? I just wanted to know if I could pay in Canadian dollars."
Browser Fairy for Mac Sets Rules for Browser Links
Mac: If you care about privacy, then you may prefer to use more than one browser. Perhaps you have use something like Firefox for all your social media, Chrome for anything that requires Flash, and Safari for general browsing. Browser Fairy is an app that allows you to set rules so links are always opened in your browser of choice.
Browser Fairy allows you to set up a variety of different types of rules. For example, you can set it so links from a particular app are opened in a particular browser. So, any link you click on in Mail can be opened in one browser, while any link you click on in Tweetbot can be opened in another. You can also set it up so certain URLs are opened in a browser. Say, all Youtube links are opened in Chrome. You can also pick a browser on the fly with a handful of browser extensions and a keyboard shortcut.
Whether it’s for security, privacy, or because you like one browser more than another occasionally, Browser Fairy makes swapping between them easy.
LAS VEGAS, NV -- Christmas is all about the spirit of giving, but when some thieves decided to make the holiday season about taking -- a local man devised a plan to teach them a lesson.
"A friend two doors down had his truck broken into," Steve Easley said, crafty Las Vegas resident who pulled one over on thieves.
Easley said he left a "special gift" that the thieves stealing from homes in his neighborhood near Rancho and Oakey would never forget.
Easley says he put a UPS box outside his front door -- but there wasn't an expensive gift waiting inside the box. Instead, there was: "A box of poop," Easley said.
And you can thank Steve's 4-year-old Lab Lucky for the poop.
Easley said he placed the package outside his home Wednesday night. The man was caught on a surveillance camera around 9:30 the next morning.
Steve came home from work that afternoon: "And the box was gone," he said.
"I keep imagining what his thoughts were when he opened up a box of dog poop," Easley said.
Easley said he's never seen the man captured on video. He says he plans on reporting the incident to Metro Police.
"I keep thinking how awful it is that somebody could come into your neighborhood and steal something in just a few hours," Easley said.
But Lucky's special gift may have thieves re-thinking things.
"I guess if you're bad you'll get a lump of coal, but if you're really bad, you'll get a box of poop," according to Easley.
To avoid package thieves people expecting deliveries also have the option to require a signature for their package once it's delivered.
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