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OF THE WEEK
A lady is throwing a party where each guest shows up as their favorite emotion. A guest arrives dressed in green. "Envy!" she says, and lets him in.
A lady comes dressed in red. She says, "Anger!" and lets her in.
Two naked guys walk up to the front door. One guy is holding a bowl of pudding with his penis stuck in it, and the other guy has his penis in a hollowed-out pear.
"Wait a minute," she says to them. "This is supposed to be an emotion party!"
The first guy says, "Yeah, and I'm fucking dis-custard."
The second guy says, "And I'm deep in dis-pear."
Ask Around. Ask your friends, neighbors, associates where you work, members of clubs you attend, patrons in the local pub, etc.. Listen on televison and the local radio stations for announcements.
Internet Search. Do a local search on the internet for New Year's Eve parties in your area. You might want to consider taking a trip!
Newpaper - Look in the entertainment section for what is going on around town on New Year's eve. There always announcements in the entertainment section.
Pick up the local shopper magazines. These sometimes announce local happenings around town.
Chamber Of Commerce usually will list town activities and special events.
Watch the bullintin Boards - You can find listings of New Year's Eve Parties all over the place on these!.Feel free to send contributions or suggestions to firstname.lastname@example.org
Are there any facts or information about the nutritional value of semen? I've heard that it has some protein, among other things. I've been trying to find this information out so that I could send it to my girlfriend, who's on a diet.?
The average ejaculate contains a negligible 5 to 25 calories, and is made up mostly of protein, sugars, water, vitamin C, and zinc. Ingesting it has little, if not zero, effect on one's diet.
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FAIRFIELD, Ohio -- A man who tried to rob a gas station in Butler County Tuesday night apparently decided he was too inebriated to finish the job.
Fairfield Township police said a man wearing a ski mask went into a Sunoco and handed the cashier a note asking for all the money in the register, plus all lottery tickets.
Police said the note claimed the man had a gun, though no weapon was shown.
When the clerk declined, the man muttered "Never mind. I'm drunk," and ran away.
The would-be robber was described as a white male in his 20s who was wearing a red sweater.
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